Feb 02, 2006, 04:26 PM // 16:26
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Michigan
Guild: none q.q
Profession: D/
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Reason for the ogre slaying knife
I am sure most of you have heard this already, but for those who haven't and wonder why the ogre slaying knife was even made, heres why.
Ogre slaying knife is a tribute to a playstation 2 game called "The summoner", which IMO is the greatest ps2 rpg made, despite it was made in the first year of PS2's release.
If you press like x or something during the intro or menu or whatnot, you'll be taken to a cinematic with some of the characters (including a guard from red faction, as both games are made from volition) all playing a game of table top D&D. Eventually after some arguing and whatnot over a mordenkainen spell, one of the characters, a giant monster, asks where the cheetos and mountain dew is (ahh yes I have many memories of doing this as well ). Afterwards a wizard and an elf are surrounded by ogres, the monster speaks up "Ogres? Man, I got an ogre slaying knife, it's got a +9 against ogres"
DM replies "You're not there, your getting drunk!"
monster replies "Ok, but if theres any girls there, I wanna do them!"
And there ya go the reason behind the ogre slaying knife.
The actual cinematic can also be seen on Ifilms.com Just do a search in there for summoner or summoner geeks or something like that.
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Feb 02, 2006, 04:33 PM // 16:33
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Grind is subjective
Guild: learn this please
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Guess what? It's not from Summoner.
It's just an old, old sketch done by the Dead Alewives. It's popped up in several places since then--including Summoner.
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Feb 02, 2006, 04:33 PM // 16:33
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Krytan Explorer
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still a crap pointless drop especially after 2 hours in tombs trying to get a proper green weapon
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Feb 02, 2006, 04:34 PM // 16:34
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fargo, North Dakota
Profession: W/Mo
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Give it to me then, I need it to compete my set
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Feb 02, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Yorkshire, UK
Profession: R/Me
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lol cool, I have Summoner on PC, love that game
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Feb 02, 2006, 04:43 PM // 16:43
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: I Dragon I [PAIN]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox Reeveheart
I am sure most of you have heard this already, but for those who haven't and wonder why the ogre slaying knife was even made, heres why.
Ogre slaying knife is a tribute to a playstation 2 game called "The summoner", which IMO is the greatest ps2 rpg made, despite it was made in the first year of PS2's release.
If you press like x or something during the intro or menu or whatnot, you'll be taken to a cinematic with some of the characters (including a guard from red faction, as both games are made from volition) all playing a game of table top D&D. Eventually after some arguing and whatnot over a mordenkainen spell, one of the characters, a giant monster, asks where the cheetos and mountain dew is (ahh yes I have many memories of doing this as well ). Afterwards a wizard and an elf are surrounded by ogres, the monster speaks up "Ogres? Man, I got an ogre slaying knife, it's got a +9 against ogres"
DM replies "You're not there, your getting drunk!"
monster replies "Ok, but if theres any girls there, I wanna do them!"
And there ya go the reason behind the ogre slaying knife.
The actual cinematic can also be seen on Ifilms.com Just do a search in there for summoner or summoner geeks or something like that.
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Its shown at the end of the credits when you complete the game, one of the funniest vids i have seen in a long time. You can check it out here:
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/220487?htv=12
"roll the dice to see if i'm getting drunk"
Last edited by Evil Hypnotist; Feb 02, 2006 at 04:49 PM // 16:49..
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Feb 02, 2006, 04:53 PM // 16:53
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#7
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fargo, North Dakota
Profession: W/Mo
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hahahah that's funny.
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Feb 02, 2006, 05:20 PM // 17:20
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Forge Runner
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Alaska
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first time I saw that was from Summoner as well. funny stuff!
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Feb 02, 2006, 05:22 PM // 17:22
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: South Wales !
Guild: .:{VAG}:. Virtual Assault Group
Profession: Mo/Me
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cool i can just about remember the summoner
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Feb 02, 2006, 08:09 PM // 20:09
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jun 2005
Guild: Peace Machine GRRR [DiE]
Profession: W/N
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Anyone else noticed what else in tombs is from that video?
Didn't really notice myself until someone else called the boss that he was attacking the other day " I'm Attacking The Darkness"
Have to give Anet credit they do slip in some pretty funny stuff from time to time.....
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Feb 02, 2006, 08:32 PM // 20:32
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Guild: Awakened Tempest [aT]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kakumei
Guess what? It's not from Summoner.
It's just an old, old sketch done by the Dead Alewives. It's popped up in several places since then--including Summoner.
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This is true, please edit your main post or something so that credit can be given to the proper people, thanks.
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Feb 02, 2006, 08:36 PM // 20:36
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sector 001
Guild: N/A
Profession: W/
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When I first heard about it, I thought it might have been a tool for slaying ETTINS, not to mention that it would look totally badass, with built in brass knuckles and a serrated blade...Instead we get an unsaturated grim cesta.
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Feb 02, 2006, 08:38 PM // 20:38
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: America. How about you, commie?
Guild: Fellows of Mythgar [FOM]
Profession: R/Mo
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The knife may have some use.
Knife + Illusionary Weaponry = Slight pwnage? Fast atk rate, so it's possible. A friend of mine recently did some significant dmg with that combined with the knife.
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Feb 02, 2006, 08:39 PM // 20:39
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2005
Guild: Pwn Appetit [NJoy]
Profession: W/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sixdartbart
Anyone else noticed what else in tombs is from that video?
Didn't really notice myself until someone else called the boss that he was attacking the other day " I'm Attacking The Darkness"
Have to give Anet credit they do slip in some pretty funny stuff from time to time.....
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LOL good times! That video is sweet, and this observation you made, well that made me laugh. Good one ANet
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Feb 02, 2006, 10:15 PM // 22:15
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Cedartown, Georgia
Profession: R/
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Nothing beats the original Dead Alewives version.
Last edited by Former Ruling; Feb 02, 2006 at 10:19 PM // 22:19..
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Feb 02, 2006, 10:38 PM // 22:38
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In a house
Guild: [TaB]
Profession: Me/N
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Quote:
Originally Posted by led-zep
still a crap pointless drop especially after 2 hours in tombs trying to get a proper green weapon
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- id hate to be you.
People do actually buy these things.
Thanks for the link SirJackass. (I had never seen it before, very funny indeed.
"Anyone want a soda, I'm getting a soda?"
Last edited by Ju_Smurph; Feb 03, 2006 at 12:17 AM // 00:17..
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Feb 02, 2006, 10:40 PM // 22:40
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Colorado, US
Guild: Furious Dragons Reign [FDR]
Profession: W/
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8-Bit DnD has a better view of the knife. I'ma DnD hore so anything I like in 8-bit == godly. SirJackassIII has the link 2 above me if you havn't seen the 8-bit ver.
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Feb 02, 2006, 10:44 PM // 22:44
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Re:tired
Join Date: Nov 2005
Profession: W/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eldin
The knife may have some use.
Knife + Illusionary Weaponry = Slight pwnage? Fast atk rate, so it's possible. A friend of mine recently did some significant dmg with that combined with the knife.
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Same attack rate as a sword or axe, therefore: Same DPS.
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